☆☆☆☆ ONE STARTASTES BADON PURPOSEPROBABLYWE WILL NOT BE IMPROVING☆☆☆☆ ONE STARTASTES BADON PURPOSEPROBABLYWE WILL NOT BE IMPROVING
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TASTES BAD

The most honest restaurant in the world.

Beautiful room. Impeccable service. Genuinely upsetting food. We earned one star, framed it, and hung it by the door. We will not be improving.

Our trophy case

One star. Framed.

We don't hide our reviews. We print them on the menu. Here are some favorites.

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☆☆☆☆
"I have eaten cardboard with more enthusiasm. I came back twice."
— Janet R., regular
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☆☆☆☆
"The worst meal of my life, and the staff seemed genuinely thrilled about it."
— Marcus T., confused
🎖️
☆☆☆☆
"Zero stars. They told me the system wouldn't let them keep one, so they framed mine."
— Dev P., defeated
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"My compliments to whoever is responsible. I'd like to speak with them. Privately."
— Priya K., shaken
Our philosophy

Everyone else lies to you.

Every restaurant in the world tells you it's the best. They are lying. We decided to try the opposite.

The food is bad. The room is genuinely beautiful. The service is excellent, which, honestly, only makes it worse. We have made our peace with all of it.

We hope you'll join us. And then warn your friends.

Honors & distinctions

Award-losing.

★☆☆☆☆
Framed by the door
3 yrs
Voted "Why?" running
"...no."
— A major food guide
100%
Certified Honest™
Reservations

Visit. If you must.

Somewhere you'll regret driving to.
Las Vegas, NV
No, we won't be more specific.

Reserve a table (final warning)
  • TonightOpen · half-full, somehow
  • Mon – Thu5:00 – 10:00 PM
  • Fri – Sat5:00 – 11:00 PM
  • SundayClosed (a mercy)
In all seriousness

The food is a joke. The website isn't.

Tastes Bad isn't a real restaurant — no one is serving you the Lukewarm Surprise tonight. But everything you just scrolled through is extremely real, and it was built in an afternoon by WebIgniter. We build sites this sharp for restaurants that actually taste good. Imagine yours.

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