Beautiful room. Impeccable service. Genuinely upsetting food. We earned one star, framed it, and hung it by the door. We will not be improving.
We don't hide our reviews. We print them on the menu. Here are some favorites.
"I have eaten cardboard with more enthusiasm. I came back twice."
"The worst meal of my life, and the staff seemed genuinely thrilled about it."
"Zero stars. They told me the system wouldn't let them keep one, so they framed mine."
"My compliments to whoever is responsible. I'd like to speak with them. Privately."
Every restaurant in the world tells you it's the best. They are lying. We decided to try the opposite.
The food is bad. The room is genuinely beautiful. The service is excellent, which, honestly, only makes it worse. We have made our peace with all of it.
We hope you'll join us. And then warn your friends.
Somewhere you'll regret driving to.
Las Vegas, NV
No, we won't be more specific.
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